Men who want to lure women into their beds seem to thing that there are shortcuts to make a woman’s libido work overtime.The old ideas of oysters and chocolate are for those who have the patience to sit across the table and actually get to know a potential partner – for those who don’t have those sort of patience there are always the supposed shortcuts like the legendary Spanish Fly Pro.
As teenagers we here about this silver bullet that will have women throwing themselves at you, unable to keep their clothes on.
Guess what gentlemen – it doesn’t work.
Spanish Fly is actually made from the crushed up bodies of Blister Beetles. Pretty attractive insects – but more known for their ability to repel predators due to the fact that their bodies actually cause a burning sensation should you make the mistake of putting one in your mouth.
Yes, they will also cause a warming sensation when taken orally – the bad news is that the warming sensation only applies to the urogenital tract of the human male. Not the ladies. Basically it’s going to feel like you’ve applied chillis to your man parts when you urinate.
Try a bit more and you could die. Insects don’t mess around. Apply a crushed Blister Beetle powder downstairs and you will instantly regret it.
Spanish Fly ointments or additives in pill form just do not work – and they very rarely have the actual real ingredient. Blister Beetles are costly to harvest and are not usually farmed.
You’s be better off taking the lady of your dreams for a great meal and then finding something to talk about. Romance cannot usually be found courtesy of something that has developed a way to make you stay away from it. Something called a Blister Beetle is not the recipe for romantic success.